efish

So you’re too cheap to send REAL fish, eh? Have we got a deal for you… we’ll let you send one of our Virtually Dead™ e-fish© for absolutely free! These babies may not pack the same olfactory punch that our other packages carry, but you get instant gratification, they’re free, and in the final analysis, isn’t it the thought that counts?

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