How this site came about

Send A Dead Fish dot Net is your premier source of quality dead fish products. From our soon-to-be award winning packaged fish products to our ground-breaking e-Fish service, Send A Dead Fish dot Net continually strives to bring you the best possible dead fish experience.

Founded in 2001 to meet the needs of the growing population segment who find themselves in a serious quandary about how to most justly deal with those who have wronged them, Send A Dead Fish dot Net provides a proven, and well designed alternative to house rolling, stalking, poo-bags, egging, mail bombs, and murder.

Send A Dead Fish dot Net is a growing, family owned and operated company with offices worldwide.
Our founders discuss a tasty specimen
Our corporate offices are located in St. Petersburg, Florida, known to be one of the three dead-fish capitals of the world. Our Research and Development facility, located in beautiful Fishkill, New York, is open to the public five days a week. You can also take an online virtual tour of the facility right from the comfort of your own living room – of course, you won’t be able to savor the various dead fish smells, but you can order our patented Fish Stick in various flavors, and sniff along with the tour for the ultimate in realism.

Send A Dead Fish dot Net is vociferously concerned about the privacy of its loyal and valued customers. Please feel free to read our privacy policy to gain a better understanding of why our paranoia is your peace of mind.

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